The term "blotto" is consistently deployed in literature as a colorful adjective denoting a state of intoxication. In some instances it highlights an extreme level of drunkenness—characters are depicted as entirely incapacitated by alcohol, as seen when someone "got blotto" after a bout at the bottle [1, 2]. At other times, the word lends a humorous or facetious tone to descriptions of inebriation, whether referring to a noble figure in a light jab at his state [3] or a character whose tipsy appearance is noted with a degree of irony [4, 5]. Throughout various contexts, the term underlines a casual, almost vernacular quality in narrative voice when portraying the effects of alcohol [6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12].