Dark-brown, roughly corrugated, and coarse hairs all round them were the arseholes that raised all my lust, and made sodomy a delicious contrast to merely fucking the arse-holes of women; such an arsehole as I most loved to fuck was M. De Grandvit’s.
— from The Romance of Lust: A classic Victorian erotic novel by Anonymous
All this was achieved in much less time than is occupied in the recital.
— from The Count of Monte Cristo, Illustrated by Alexandre Dumas
Why they WERE different, Robert exclaimed to her himself in the course of a quarter of an hour's conversation; for, talking of his brother, and lamenting the extreme GAUCHERIE which he really believed kept him from mixing in proper society, he candidly and generously attributed it much less to any natural deficiency, than to the misfortune of a private education; while he himself, though probably without any particular, any material superiority by nature, merely from the advantage of a public school, was as well fitted to mix in the world as any other man.
— from Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
He looked at me in surprise and said: "What is there amiss in my liking thin women and not caring for fat ones?" I made no answer.
— from Project Gutenberg Compilation of 233 Short Stories of Chekhov by Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
The task done, he might be content to let his sons pay for the pilotage; and it mattered little to his success whether they paid it with their lives wasted on battle-fields or in misdirected energies and lost opportunity.
— from The Education of Henry Adams by Henry Adams
I protest I was never more affected in my life than when I heard the little wretch, who is hardly yet seven years old, while his mother was wetting him with her tears, beg her to be comforted.
— from History of Tom Jones, a Foundling by Henry Fielding
Fancy that thou deservest to be hanged (as is most likely), thou wilt feel it happiness to be only shot: fancy that thou deservest to be hanged in a hair halter, it will be a luxury to die in hemp....
— from The Principles of Psychology, Volume 1 (of 2) by William James
And I might live to see thee married once, I have my wish.
— from The Complete Works of William Shakespeare by William Shakespeare
These statements are all well authenticated in many legends that are among the most trustworthy legends the good old Catholic monks preserve.
— from The Innocents Abroad by Mark Twain
"Am I to understand, sir," says Sir Leicester, "and is my Lady to understand"—he brings her in thus specially, first as a point of gallantry, and next as a point of prudence, having great reliance on her sense—"am I to understand, Mr. Rouncewell, and is my Lady to understand, sir, that you consider this young woman too good for Chesney Wold or likely to be injured by remaining here?"
— from Bleak House by Charles Dickens
It may almost be said that before verse can be human again it must learn to be brutal."
— from Irish Plays and Playwrights by Cornelius Weygandt
The diversion of baiting an author has the sanction of all ages and nations, and is more lawful than the sport of teasing other animals, because, for the most part, he comes voluntarily to the stake, furnished, as he imagines, by the patron powers of literature, with resistless weapons, and impenetrable armour, with the mail of the boar of Erymanth, and the paws of the lion of Nemea.
— from The Works of Samuel Johnson, LL.D. in Nine Volumes, Volume 03 The Rambler, Volume II by Samuel Johnson
"For my motives for withholding the several receipts from the knowledge of the Council, or of the Court of Directors, and for taking bonds for part of these sums and paying others into the treasury as deposits on my own account, I have generally accounted in my letter to the Honorable the Court of Directors of the 22d of May, 1782,—namely, that I either chose to conceal the first receipts from public curiosity by receiving bonds for the amount, or possibly acted without any studied design which my memory at that distance of time could verify, and that I did not think it worth my care to observe the same means with the rest.
— from The Works of the Right Honourable Edmund Burke, Vol. 10 (of 12) by Edmund Burke
Such a dress, of course, renders an Umbrella superfluous, and it matters little to the wearer how hard the rain may pelt.
— from Umbrellas and Their History by William Sangster
The following are its main lines: The first husband who invented the twin beds was doubtless an obstetrician, who feared that in the involuntary struggles of some dream he might kick the child borne by his wife.
— from The Physiology of Marriage, Part 2 by Honoré de Balzac
Not for your sake, but in order that the argument may proceed in such a manner as is most likely to set forth the truth.
— from Gorgias by Plato
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